The 10 Commandments for 2015

So I thought I would update the 10 commandments for my 2015. I mean no offence but hope it will be taken of course. Have a quick recap of the old ones, which although fair just seem a little old fashioned.

Mostly fair. 

1: Thou shalt not put 50 Shades of Grey on a pedestal before other more healthy representations of a BDSM relationship.

What do you think?

2: Thou shalt continue to make, seek out and look at grave pornographic images if you so wish as I feel safe in the knowledge that you can tell the difference between fantasy role play between consenting adults and real life abuse.

3: Thou shalt continue to put oneself in situations where the only words that can come out of your mouth are expletives and a constant stream of using the Lords name 'in vein' "OH MY GOD YES"

*ahem*

4: Remember the Sabbath day and to keep it solely...for orgasms.

5: Honour thy body and mind.

6: Thou shalt not kill...someones buzz by telling them that their sexual preferences, promiscuity or fantasies are wrong providing all sexual acts are done under the safe, sane and consensual BDSM principles.

I doubt that's 50 shades in her hand.

7: Thou shalt not steal...another persons chance to get laid, otherwise known as the almighty cockblock/clam jam.

8: Thou shalt not commit adultery...in this day and age when there are so many lovely men and women who like to share.

I wanna be in their gang!

9: Thou shalt not bear false...orgasms and deny the person giving it the chance to grow and improve technique whilst simultaneously denying oneself the chance to...have a bloody orgasm.

10: Thou shalt not covert thy neighbours wife (or husband)...unless he/she is watching.

I have a few confessions.

So there you have it the 10 Commandments as written by Kitten Skye...which ones would you keep or add to the list? Love to hear your naughty thoughts.

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